"What Happened to Bob?"

He used to be one of the guys...

fat and jolly his disguise
he used to always make me laugh
he used to have a better half
he had a pair of Vans,
used to like those punk rock bands 
he used to have no self-esteem so 
popular was just a dream for
Bob.

Back when Bob was cool
we used to hand out after school and
get drunk off of Listerine and 
look at porno magazines and
make fun of the jocks
talk about there tiny cocks 
but that was back in ancient times 
when Bob was still a friend of mine. 
Oh Bob...

Why’d you have to change? You should have stayed the same. Don’t forget 
your name.
We gave it to you!
Me and Josh, or should I say, Josh and I, well anyway, the point is way 
back in the day
we were your only friends.

He used to be one of the guys...

‘till he joined the darker side yeah
me and him we used to chill but
now he’s sportin’ Tommy Hill. 
I watch him as he goes
but I’m the only one who knows

He used to have no self esteem,
He found it on the Lacross team 

Oh Bob...