He’s taller than a really short midget.
He’s shorter than a really tall tree.
He smells like he’s in need of bathing
although he just showered recently
and he’s as happy as can be.
His hair is long and funky colored.
It hangs down to the sides in curls.
He’s lanky and he’s kind of ugly
and his teeth are hardly gleaming pearls
But he somehow always gets the girls.
(bass solo!)
He drew a china-man on his tummy
on night when he was drunk as piss.
His name was (Song!) we wrote a (Song!)
about him (Song!) we called it (Song!).
It goes a little something like this:
(hit it!)
Now you know a little bit about our bass player
an all around amazing guy.
I’d like to thank you all for listening as
the conclusion of our song is neigh.
and now we’d like to say good bye
Good Bye!
